Psychic Breeze

Houston psychic Kim O'Neill in an interview with HoustonPress:

O'Neill: One day I had a woman sitting in front of me in a private session. She said she thought she was infertile and wanted me to ask the guardian angels what it was. Her unborn baby was the one who gave me the information, and he told her that the thing derailing his conception was that Dad's sperm count was low, and it was because he was hot around his testicles. So the baby recommended that his future mother get a small plastic fan from Wal-Mart and have Dad sit under it and read a book or watch TV and let the air blow on his testicles for about 20 minutes or so -- it raises his sperm count. They were to have sex right afterwards. And she got pregnant.

I can think of a million places to put rapidly spinning blades. Next to the scrotum isn't one of them. How about telling Dad that evolution didn't plan on tighty whiteys?