The 30-Day Sex Challenge

What beats Kevin Trudeau's 15 colonics in 30 days? How about 30 days of sex? Only this isn't a cure for weight loss - it's what God wants you to do (although weight loss might be a nice side effect). The Relevant Church of Tampa, FL, to address breakups in relationships, has proposed a 30-day challenge which would have married couples engaging in the 'wink wink nudge nudge' for 30 days straight, while singles would forgo sex during that time. The challenge runs from February 17 to March 16, so if you're just now finding out - you've got some catching up to do!

Relevant Church
People are not having enough sex. An epidemic of breakups prove the needs that lead to a great sex life are being overlooked. Dirty dishes, frumpy clothes, and a lack of authentic connections are killing the romance. A great sex life is a challenge and takes focus, determination, and planning. Some say it’s an unrealistic goal, but we disagree. We believe you can have a great sex life, in fact we believe God wants you to have a great sex life.

That's some libido-draining church! Just pray God doesn't forsake you in your time of need.