Kewaunee Lapseritis's Psychic Sasquatch and UFOs

Once in a blue moon, the great monuments of Woo come together in a synthesis of pure extra-dimensional pleasure. Such is the case with Kewaunee Lapseritis's account of psychic sasquatchery. Within his new book, you will find Bigfoot, UFOs, Starpeople, an account of human genesis, teleportation, secret underground laboratories, and psychic communications.

No doubt about it - this is 100% Grade A free range woo. Each page exceeds the recommended daily allowance, so use caution when reading!
From The Psychic Sasquatch and their UFO Connection:
When I asked a Bigfoot, "what about Adam and Eve?" he replied, "I don't know anything about Adam and Eve. If you want to know about them, you'll have to wait and ask our friends the Starpeople, because they are the ones who brought them." This was shocking to me indeed. He went on to say that we hairless humans were seeded later, each race being released on a continent best suited for its survival. This includes Homo Neanderthals and Cro-Magnon.
What I find peculiar about this passage is that Kewaunee still calls them Bigfoot. You'd think that after 50 years of study, he would have at least made the attempt to classify them under Linnaean taxonomy or given them a name, like Gigantopedipus.


Anonymous said...

Kewaunee Lapseritis is the real deal. His experience regarding the reality of unknown primates aka bigfoot may seem bizarre or unbelievable. Because it is! This is why they say truth is stranger than fiction. In the end the world will find out he is absolutely credible. Hopefully, before his passing. To be honest there are a lot of flakes out there in the paranormal realm. Kewaunee is not one of them. He is just bold enough to tell the truth. I do understand the fantastic nature of his reports lend themselves to Way of the Woo characterization.
But, I interviewed him on Paranormality radio and hope to have him as a guest on my new TV show Mystery Us! The shows are all going to be linked to Google Video. Here is my website:

Judy M Johnson said...

This highly educated man is not a kook. There are many things in this world that are unseen but true. Wild man/Sasquatch/Yeti are examples of more things that are true. They operate at a higher frequency than most humans. They are here to hold the peace and well-being of our planet. As more people/scientists come to understand quantum physics, we will all realize that it's ALL FREQUENCY/VIBRATION. Everything. Soon will be re-remembering what the wild man knows: to heal with frequency, to raise our consciousness,to be more kind and honor all life on this planet. Judy M Johnson, Sec/events planner for AAPS/Ancient Artifact Preservation Society, and author of "Tapping Into Joy- a Handbook to Reveal Your True Light" available on Amazon.com.

sasquatchatbellacoo said...

Native American Indians have been saying what Kewanee has but "white man" with PhD must know.

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SunBĂ´w said...

Kewaunee is a pioneer whose discoveries and conclusions not only confirm ancient traditions of Native cultures that have interacted with the Sasquatch/Yeti for generations, but they also are now confirmed by hundreds of experiencers worldwide who are coming out in the open to share similar experiences and knowledge. Mainstream science is slow to follow up in the paranormal and interdimensional levels, whereas mystics and shamsn have been exploring. But new advances in quantum physics are catching up with the universal truth beyond the measurable 3D realm, which consists of only a mere 5% of the universe's energies. Pioneers like Galileo have always been mocked by mediocre minds, but in the long run they prove to be right and the collective consciousness must adjust to reality.