An interesting correlation:
The decline of the republican party and the unusual lack of sunspot activity.
If I had the brain of a typical global warming denier, I might just as easily have gone straight from correlation to causation. I bet we can also find an interesting connection between the lowering intensity of the solar wind and Dick Cheney's health. I even suggested Phil Plait, the Bad Astronomer, bring it up on the Colbert Report if he ever makes it there on his promotional tour for his new book, Death from the Skies!