10.22.2008

This is Progress?

I heard an interesting commercial on a podcast today, an advertisement for Chevrolet:
Some Chevrolet Standard 6 owners report gasoline mileages as high as 26 miles to the gallon and nearly all of them get 18 to 24, depending on how they drive.
That doesn't sound too bad, especially considering the Silverado Hybrid is claiming only 22 mpg. Chevrolet's most fuel efficient vehicles are estimated to get 34 - 37 mpg, so that's quiet better than the Standard 6. Sill, the average car on American roadways gets only 22 mpg.

Oh, one more thing about the Standard 6. It was advertised for only $445. In 1933. I was listening to the Jack Benny podcast from the Old Time Radio collection.

10 mpg improvement in 75 years. This is progress?

Oh Rochester, how long before we reach the future?

10.17.2008

Money to Burn


The eBay Bigfoot Hoax Costume sold last night for 6 million dollars $250,283.00 by someone with the username Vitanetworks. The buyer could be the owner of this company, or not. I thought one of the bidders was Penn Gillette. Then I ran a profile on who is most likely to throw away money during an economic downturn, and came up with an AIG manager as a likely buyer. However, I'm reconsidering my choice. Who, after all, is most likely to find sentimental value in a humanoid form bearing resemblance to our common ancestors, with money to burn and the moxie to not give a crap what everyone else thinks?






Ooo - I know! How about these guys:






10.16.2008

Blossom Goodchild Learns How to Eat Crow

Blossom Goodchild has been in contact with the Federation of Light. They plan had planned to visit our lonely planet on Oct. 14, 2008 and told Blossom to get the word out. First there was this (navigate to >Federation of Light>Message):

TO LEADERS, GOVERNERS, POLITICIANS AND
ALL PEOPLE OF EARTH ….

We wish it to be understood that on the 14th day of your month of October in the year 2008 a craft of great size shall be visible within your skies. It shall be in the south of your hemisphere and it shall scan over many of your states.

We give to you the name of Alabama.

It has been decided that we shall remain within your atmosphere for the minimum of three of your twenty four hour periods.

During this time there will be much commotion upon your earth plane. Your highest authorities will be intruding into ‘our’ atmospherics that surround our ship. This ‘security field’ is necessary for us, as there shall take place a ‘farce’ from those in your world who shall try to deny that we come in LOVE.


The text drags on and on. October 14th came and went. So, what does Blossom Goodchild (if that really is her name) have to say now?



"Imagine your disappointment to all those who believed..." Well yeah! I'm totally disappointed now that I didn't prepare myself with unconditional love before the visitation was to occur. But I didn't know. Blossom screwed the whole thing up by not getting the word out to me. I feel that I'm the one to blame. Of course, I missed the signs of unconditional love all around me (especially as the Dow was tanking)...so I should work on my powers of observation. And unconditional loving. Don't know what I'm talking about? Try this on for size (via a Blossom defender):



Damn my skepticism for denying me alien Nirvana!

Look Over There



Often in the ID vs Evolution debate, ID proponents (aka Creationists) bring up the eugenics movement and attempt to tie Darwin to Hitler. This was a major premise in the movie Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed. This is nothing more than a distraction from the lack of scientific merit in the illusion of intelligent design. In skeptic circles, it's a Red Herring.

I learned something new today about Red Herrings. From Merriam-Webster's word of the day for Oct. 3:
Believe it or not, "red herring" has as much to do with hunting dogs as with brightly colored fish. Here's how: A herring is a soft-finned bony fish. People who like to eat herring have long preserved them by salting and slowly smoking them. That process makes a herring turn red or dark brown — and gives them a very strong smell. Dogs love to sniff such smelly treats, a fact that makes the fish a perfect diversion for anyone trying to distract hunting dogs from the trail of their quarry. The practice of using preserved fish to confuse hunting dogs led to the use of the term "red herring" for anything that diverts attention from the issue at hand.

10.15.2008

Crop Circles '08

There's no way this could have been done without advanced alien technology. The precision is uncanny.

Apparently a far superior intelligence is trying to tell us something: VOTE - or you will be probed!

(via this guy)

10.14.2008

How to Waste Money in Bad Economic Times

One way to waste your money in bad economic times is to sell your stocks and mutual funds while they're at 3-5 year lows.

Another way is to win the Bigfoot Hoax Costume eBay auction. It's now at $200,100!

Hmmm...I think I'll revise my guess on who the buyer is. Instead of Penn Gillette, I now think it's an AIG manager spending some of his bailout money.

Bigfoot Hoax Costume at $100K on eBay!

Two months ago, a couple of good ol' boys from Georgia let a bigfoot hoax get out of hand and they ended up in the national spotlight. What they claimed to be the body of a bigfoot they had shot instead turned out to be a costume stuffed with roadkill. Everybody...and I mean everybody...laughed at their antics. While I snorted at the amount of media attention they garnered, in the end I was happy to see that, at least in this case, the networks, newspapers, and blogs were skeptical. Then again, it wasn't too difficult to be skeptical. If the results of DNA testing came out differently, I can easily imagine some starting to take this seriously.

Time has passed, and now the costume and container used in the hoax are up for auction on eBay. Starting at $499 a week ago, the bidding has now reached $101,600. Who's the mystery bidder? We'll have to wait on that. For various and sundry reasons, my initial guess is Penn Gillette. I have a limited imagination so I can't see how anyone can consider this to be worth $100K, much less $499 (especially knowing it had been stuffed with guts!) Instead I think it's going into someone's personal collection of oddities. Or maybe someone's starting up a Skeptic's Museum!

There are a little over 2 days left in the bidding. How high will it go?

Creationist Eats Crow - Lots of Crow!

On YouTube, there's this guy Thunderf00t who produces a series of videos called "Why Do People Laugh at Creationists"...an entertaining and rational examination of creationist beliefs. Then there's this other guy VenomFangX who produces videos about creationism, the glory of God, why evolution is wrong, etc. They're not very entertaining and they repeat the same old canards often used to support creationist ideology. Eventually, these two guys crossed paths and a little YouTube war started. Ultimately, VenomFangX was unable to contend with the rational arguments put forth by Thunderf00t.

Blame it on the irrational exhuberance of youth or blame it on stupidity, but VenomFangX next did something which he shouldn'tve oughtta done (aw gee whiz, I've been watchin' too much Palin!). He invoked the Digital Millenium Copyright Act (DMCA) and claimed that his material had been wrongfully stolen and used in a Thunderf00ts videos. Apparently he had never heard of Fair Use. YouTube took down two of Thunderf00t's videos until he provided a counter claim showing the wrongful use of the DMCA by VenomFangX. Essentially, VenomFangX was purposefully misusing the law to censor content. And that's perjury, a criminal offense.

Thunderf00t had three options to pursue:
1) he could have VenomFangX's account permanently suspended from YouTube,
2) he could pursue legal action
3) or he could do this...



(via Skepchick)

10.13.2008

Who's Got The Biggest God?

I just found a video on TPM of what I wrote about earlier.



I find this sort of thing creepy because I know there are people soaking it up.

(via TPM)

The Passion of the Right

Have you heard? Christianity isn't the only religion in the world and Christians aren't the only ones expressing faith in a god or other all powerful concept. Here's a breakdown from 2005:

It's natural to think that all these non-Christians hold the god of their faith in higher regard than the Christian god. That is, they think their god is "bigger" than the Christian god. But if you happen to be Pastor Arnold Conrad, the minister who recently gave the invocation at a John McCain rally in Davenport, IA, this is not a foregone conclusion. In fact, if you were he, then you would know there is a danger that, if Barack Obama is elected to the office of the President of the United States, these other non-Christians are going to think that their god is "bigger" than your god.
I would also add, Lord, that your reputation is involved in all that happens between now and November, because there are millions of people around this world praying to their god — whether it’s Hindu, Buddha, Allah — that his opponent wins, for a variety of reasons. And Lord, I pray that you will guard your own reputation, because they’re going to think that their god is bigger than you, if that happens. So I pray that you will step forward and honor your own name with all that happens between now and election day.(ref)
At a time when right wing fervor is increasing and the ignorantly angry McCain supporters are switching from "Drill Baby Drill" to "Kill Baby Kill!", Pastor Conrad's remarks can only be taken as fanning the flames by perpetuating the politics of fear. One man has already been shot for wearing an Obama t-shirt, three others were nabbed for plotting to kill Obama during his acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention, and the secret service is investigating a threat issued at a McCain/Palin rally (ref). Hopped up on heavy doses of right wing talk radio and Fox News, this rabble have waved their pitchforks at liberals and the "mainstream media", claiming that "liberals are ruining the country". Remember James D. Adkisson? He's the 58 year old gunman who shot up the Unitarian Universalist Church in Knoxville, TN. At the time, the church was putting on a children's play. Two people died. From the New York Times,
According to a search warrant for Mr. Adkisson’s house filed by the police, during interrogation Mr. Adkisson admitted to the shooting and said “he had targeted the church because of its liberal leanings and his belief that all liberals should be killed because they were ruining the country.”
Conservative pundits claim you can see the same vitriol from the left. Just go check out the comments sections of the blogs. However, I have not heard anything from supporters on the campaign trail that approaches violence. Calling McCain old or Palin an idiot does not rise to "Off with his head" and "Kill him". I know there's passion in a crowd brought together under a common purpose, but for Obama supporters, it's passion for your candidate. For McCain's, it's passion against your opponent, even to the point of booing McCain himself when he tries to calm the crowd down.

Pastor Conrad invokes the threat of Islam and Hinduism supplanting Christianity if Obama were to be elected. In a conversation, I would guess he was speaking tongue in cheek. But as a formal public speaker, he is saying nothing less than "A vote for McCain is a vote for God".

Yay. Go God. Big ups for ignorance.

Christians should be offended, but I doubt the NASCAR Christians at McCain/Palin events sit around parsing invocations. They have an appetite for hate and enjoy being spoon fed by the likes of McCain and Palin. And Pastor Conrad.

10.08.2008

McCain Succumbs to the Stereotype

Several of my recent posts have been political in nature. That's not the point of this blog. But one of my personal reasons for keeping this blog is to capture some memorable moments of the present. This is one of them:

(via DailyKos)

10.06.2008

Yoda Fargo Marvelish


We all know by now that Sarah Palin has an unusual way of speaking. She doesn't invest much in speech, treating it with the casual air of a farm girl in cutoff Jordache jeans with a shaft of America's finest wheat hanging from her lips. With her, the average person's "uhhhs" and "mmms" give way to "also", which she uses as a conjunction tying disparate thoughts together. She speaks in clauses, not in sentences. Her vocabulary is straight from Stan Lee ('nuff sed) yet flavored with that muted Fargo twang. So many "gonnas" and "you betchas". You gives way to ya, them to 'em, and to an'...sometimes I wonder if her teleprompter font is Comic Sans. Who can forget her signature line, "I'll try to find ya some, an' I'll bring'em to ya".

Pure Shakespeare.

And is it me, or does Governor Palin often reverse her subjects and verbs? Maybe that's the way Alaskan's talk. But really, I think Palin has blended several language styles together. Most editorials have called it "folksy"...but I think of it as Yoda-Fargo-Marvelish.

In Yoda-Fargo-Marvelish, it's acceptable...nay, required...to drop the 'g' from '-ing' suffixes (often accompanied with a coquettish wink) - as in "Someone's been messin' with the nuclear launch codes again," or "Don't tell anyone I told ya, but someone's been gettin' mighty upset at bein' behind in the polls."

So I have to ask myself, does she spell her name Palin or Palin'?

9.28.2008

Is This Man A Doctor?

Mosaraf Ali comes to our attention by way of a suit being brought against him by a man who claims Ali's treatments let to the amputation of both his legs. Some background first.

Dr. Ali is a practitioner of integrative medicine, which is to say he combines traditional forms of medical practice with alternative medicine, so supposedly you get a strong, underlying foundation of science based medicine surrounded by the fancier trappings of woo. He "trained as a Doctor" at the University of Delhi before moving on to the Central Institute for Advanced Medical Studies in Moscow. According to Ali,
It was here that his belief in complementary medicine was cemented. The eminent cardiac surgeon Professor Yuri Romashoff was the dean of the faculty and he encouraged his students to study fasting therapy, iridology, tongue diagnosis and yoga along with their conventional courses.

As a result, Dr Ali left Moscow with the strong belief that every person has their own unique healing power. "I thought the time had come to integrate these systems", he says.

He moved to London in 1991 and, after a chance meeting with (and future support of) Prince Charles, he set up his own clinic and started treating the rich and famous, and his reputation spread like bell-bottom jeans, Izod logos, and Pokemon cards. In short, he was nothing less than a fad to the stars.
The Guardian
Ali's status as a doctor to the stars rests on him having helped Prince Charles's wife Camilla to 're-energise' and quit smoking, treating socialite Tara Palmer-Tompkinson for her cocaine habit, and advising former Spice Girl Halliwell on her weight problems.
So, with his glittering reputation and movie stars gushing praise, it it any wonder that Raj Bathija would seek him out? A stroke victim, Raj was confined to a wheel chair, with his mobility limited to only short walks around his home. The famous Ali, he thought, is the best of the best. Who better than him to help Raj walk again?

Long story short, Ali prescribed a diet hight in potassium and massage sessions. Days later, complaining his left leg was turning pale, his feet were cold, and he constantly felt pins & needles in his left foot, Ali reassured him and prescribed a supplement, more massage therapy, and to soak his feet in warm water. Results of this "treatment"? Raj Bathija had both legs amputated.


Of course, there are two sides to this story and only one of them will be the truth. Ali's lawyers have told him not to release his side to the public just yet. Did Raj follow all the directions issued by Ali? Was he irresponsible in not being more adamant about the pain he felt? As a skepTick, it's quite easy for me to say that Ali was pushing woo and testimonials from movie stars are not evidence of efficacy. For them, Ali was the new, popular drug. Still, their words carry weight. Too many people ascribe undeserved authority to people like Prince Charles or the Spice Girls. And the only critical bit of journalism I could find before this case became public is Edzard Ernst's thrashing of Dr. Ali's promotion of iridology.

For several reasons, this example is, I think, particularly telling:

  • Dr Ali has considerable influence, for example, he advises Prince Charles on alternative medicine. His opinion therefore weighs heavily.
  • He seems to have little knowledge about the published evidence in an area that he readily comments on (for example, iridology).
  • He seems to misunderstand what science can and cannot achieve.
  • He seems to believe that his knowledge is more advanced than science (‘… scientific parameters are currently so restricted’) or that, in other words, science will one day catch up with his wisdom.

I find the last aspect especially infuriating: not only are these promoters of nonsense uninformed about their very own subject, they also have the audacity and arrogance to imply superiority of their disproven assumptions over multiple scientific investigations. There you are: I have lost my sense of humour!

Like me, Ernst Edzard also laments the journalistic acceptance (often with much fanfare and, of course, little skepticism) of this type of quackery.

But hey...Doctor Ali is a doctor, right? He has a stethoscope. And people call him "doctor". And he went to doctor training. And he went to an advanced medical institute. Again, from the Guardian:
The Bathija family have raised questions about Ali's credentials as a doctor. He always calls himself 'Doctor' but he is a natural health practitioner, not a conventional medical doctor. The General Medical Council, which licenses doctors in the UK, said he was not registered with it. Ali's medical degree came in 1980 from the Patrice Lumumba Peoples' Friendship University in Moscow. The GMC says 'Doctor' is a courtesy title that can be used by anyone with medical or academic qualifications, which Ali has.
So, he may be a "doctor" (make sure you use the finger quotes), but he's not a licensed doctor...at least not with the General Medical Council. I suppose there must be some manner of certification in the UK. Here in the US, doctors have to be board certified so there is an official organization with official standards of practice and behavior that's giving us some reassurance of competence. I don't know whether the term "doctor" is restricted or not. I've heard of cases where people have been brought up on charges for misrepresenting themselves as a doctor. However, it seems silly that the General Medical Council will minimize "Doctor" as nothing more than a courtesy title. I've taken my share of biology courses. I don't consider myself to be a Doctor.

Alas, that is my failing. Perhaps a new career is on the horizon.

9.27.2008

Clay Aiken Prediction Confirmed

On May 4, 2008, a self-described PRECOG posted the following:
I feel a famous sports figure, musical star, actor/actress of TV or Movies will soon be outed or decide to come out of the closet. Let me clarify that it will be one person from some well known field of endeavor as I listed. This might be a shocker. When it happens you will see where I was heading.
Then, after waiting for just under five months, the prediction came true. On September 24, 2008, Clay Aiken announced to the world that he was gay. For some, this might have been a shocker, and when it happened, we saw where the PRECOG was heading. To put this remarkable feat in perspective, you have to realize that there is only a finite number of famous sports figures, musical stars, actors of TV, actresses of TV, actors of movies, and actresses of movies in the ENTIRE world. The percentage of the total human population that fulfills these requirements is very small. In all likelihood, you are probably not one of them (and remember, if you think you are, you have to also be famous - which you're not). Then, in only 143 days (barely four tenths of a year), one of them must come out of the closet. This happened in under half a year, folks! And if you don't think the powers of the PRECOG are significant, then when was the last time you predicted someone famous will come out of the closet and it actually happens in 143 days?

By the way, if you're planning a water voyage in the near (or far) future, I'd recommend against it, because the PRECOG has just come out with another prediction:
Some type of water craft, most likely a big ship possibly a cruise ship or other, will be in trouble and a rescue may ensue. It will be newsworthy and we may get footage of this incident. I'm not sure at this time what that may be. Could it be an iceberg again? Or a rogue wave?
Something that floats on the water will get into trouble and a rescue may be necessary...and you'll know it when it happens because it will be on the news. And it could be due to an ice berg (as in the thing that brought down the Titanic). Or it could be a large wave...a rogue wave (as in the thing that brought down the Poseidon in that famous movie). Although I'm not a PRECOG, I'm willing to bet it could even be an ice berg riding a rogue wave! And a starving polar bear might be on the ice berg (anyone but me heard of global warming?). And though the wave and ice berg will cause the damage and sink the ship, it's the polar bear that will end up paddling after you and your rubber life boat. Like for 3 days, maybe...just him steadily, patiently paddling and you rowing like hell. And there will be some kind of bond that develops between the two of you. You know, that "I'm going to eat you...I really don't want to be eaten...mutual respect" kind of bond. Although you'll be spared, the bear will attack the Coast Guard rescuer, whose last thought will be "WTF? Polar bear!!!" I'm not sure but when it happens you'll know where I was heading. Again, I'm not a PRECOG. I just have these sneaking suspicions every now and then...

9.20.2008

Wagih Samweil - Wrong on Hillary, Wrong for Australia

Just for the record, Wagih Samweil, Australia's "favorite psychic" and "Victorian psychic of the year" failed in one of his more significant predictions:
Victorian Psychic of the Year's Predictions
"And get ready to see much more of Hillary Clinton - Mr Samweil predicts she will become the first female president of the US."
Of course, I am being a little premature. After all, the elections haven't happened yet, so there's still a chance that Wagih's prediction might come true. But just between you and me and my two other readers, you'd be better off spending your money on slots than wasting time with Wagih.

9.17.2008

Arghhhh! Sarah Palin's Email Hacked!


So, what's the difference between hockey-mom governors and pit bulls?
Lipstick.
Pit Bulls don't conduct official business over hackable email accounts!

With just about everything Sarah Palin said during her acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention now proved wrong, who is she to complain about anyone being "inconsistent and purposefully misleading"?

If you don't know what I'm talking about, check this out.

She was wrong about her original stance on the infamous Bridge to Nowhere. She was wrong about visiting Iraq. She was misleading in saying she visited Ireland. She was wrong in implying that past VP candidates, like her, hadn't met with foreign dignitaries prior to their campaigns. She was wrong about how much energy and/or oil Alaska supplies to the U.S.

Is it any wonder she's been kept away from the press? On most accounts, she's either lying, intentionally misleading, or making clueless misstatements.

Spam Blogs? What's The Point?

I have a Google Alert set up for "Geoffrey Simmons". Anytime he posts to his Amazon blog or the DiscoTute, the good folks at Google will let me know and I can start dismembering his tortured logic and pseudoscience. Last month, the bat phone rang:
S taken me a little bit of time, but I. Barack Obama ended his trip to Israel this morning with a surprise visit to Jerusalem. I also hammer Geoffrey Simmons every time he squeaks. Described the crisis to CIO Magazine.

I checked the website out and found it to be an unintelligible mish mash of random phrases. But the "I also hammer Geoffrey Simmons every time he squeaks" phrase struck a chord with me. I can admire a person who does that.

Oh snap! That person was ME...and I did it here, as a comment on P.Z. Myer's Pharyngula blog, trying to get a little love.

I Googled the phrase and found that there were six different websites that used it, all the same mashup of garbled claptrap. For the life of me, I can't figure out what they are all for. Nothing about them makes sense - the content, post titles, blog title...even the url is crazy.

So, anyone know what these are for? The only thing I can guess is that they are sites fishing with keywords and phrases to suck you in. But, there are no ads. What's the point other than to grab statistics? A lot of the stuff in the right column looks like spam websites, selling useless crap, but there's nothing to motivate you to click on any of those links.

Homeopathy Gets Another Swift Kick

Huzzah! Science and rational thinking win another round in England. Homeopathy is really getting a bad rap as more and more people across the pond realize what nonsense it represents.
Homeopathy degree suspended after criticism
The undergraduate degree in homeopathic medicine at the University of Central Lancashire has stopped recruiting new students after "relentless attacks from the anti-homeopathy league".

The course leaders, Kate Chatfield and Jean Duckworth, blamed low recruitment levels for the decision not to enrol new students on to the course this year or in 2009.

But academics against the "pseudo-science" degrees, led by Prof David
Colquhoun, a pharmacologist at University College London, are claiming the move as the "first major victory in the battle for the integrity of universities".

Still, adherents to homeopathy will persist because, frankly, you don't need a degree in the U.S. to sell this kind of fantasy snake oil - just a cleverly worded advertisement.

Way to go, Brits.

9.16.2008

A Reason to Blog

What should an atheist do when his next door neighbor puts a Christian bumper sticker on her car? He can do nothing...or he can attempt to convert the Christian:
Atheist's bizarre bid to convert Christian
AN ATHEIST subjected a devout Christian woman to a “relentless” campaign of harassment in which he smeared dog faeces on her car and urinated on her doorstep.

If your feelings run that strong, how about start a blog? Put your feelings out there if it makes you feel better. But don't lose touch with the rest of the human race by acting irrationally.

9.04.2008

Test of Faith

If God exists, why doesn't he show him(her)self? Most often I hear it's a test of faith. If you believe, you pass the test. If not, you fail. But there's plenty of people who believe, so why doesn't god just show him(her)self to them? Again, the most oft quoted answer is that it's a really long test of faith...perhaps as long as one's lifespan. I suppose a few wild mushrooms might shorten the time before you experience God...unicorns...pink elephants...hobbits.

The bible (or your text here") is the basis of faith, and in it, God appeared quite frequently, administering all kinds of cruel tests of faith to some very devout people. It seems that now our particular test of faith is to endlessly have faith without confirmation, up until the day you die. And you don't get to find out who passed and who failed because that ruins the whole point. Oh, and there's also many different testing organizations and their are no standard questions between them. One question, for example, is "Did God have a son?" At some test centers, the correct answer is YES, while at others, it's NO. And in some, it's a trick question...the son is God!

But here's a very interesting take on why God doesn't show himself:



(via Atheist Media Blog)