11.07.2008

Elizabeth Joyce Fumbles Her Election Prediction


Elizabeth Joyce says she was born with the authentic gift of psychic ability. She claims her readings are accurate and (no surprise) has a web page full of testimonials. Here's an example of her accuracy from a prediction she made back in Jan, 2008:
For sure…my psychic sense sees that a woman will occupy the White House as vice president as a result of the 2008 election, but not president. It’s just not Hillary’s time yet, as I have psychic stated for the past three years.
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My psychic sense tells me that not only will a woman become the nation’s first Vice President at the 2008 election, but she will be sworn in as president when the male president is forced to step down due to serious health issues or worse. I have also psychically stated that we will have a one-term president in 2008.
We have to ask...did Joe Biden release ALL of his medical records, or is he holding back on us?

So, what about those testimonials then? Turns out, they're as accurate as Joyce:
When I saw the news item yesterday on the Internet about Hillary agreeing to accept the Vice Presidency, I thought of you. I remembered what you said, and everything is starting to fall into place just like you wrote. It looks like Obama will be President for a short time (just long enough to make a lot of mistakes & get people wishing Hillary was President), and then it will happen.
I'm tempted to say that Elizabeth Joyce is a fake psychic, but that would imply there are such things as real psychics. Perhaps shyster is a better word. Or fraud, charlatan, pettifogger, imposture. But I like shyster best. It's derived from the German scheisser, literally meaning defecator.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's look at this prediction again. Obama is elected, gets assassinated in his third year. Biden becomes President and appoints Hillary Clinton as his VP. Then Joyce's statement is true. Let us remember this conversation and see who is right, you or Joyce and myself. Just because you are unable to see the "rest of the story" doesn't make Joyce a fraud.

The skepTick said...

I see your scenario. It's not out of the realm of possibility. Yet, in the very next sentence, Joyce says:
"The male presidential candidate who runs with a woman vice presidential candidate on the ticket will win the election by a landslide."
So, how much of this is guesswork & speculation, and how much pure hokum?

shlang said...

Because if McCain would have run with Hillary, like I thought that he should have, he would have won by a landslide! Psychic energies are no always clear. You get little pieces of it at a time. Everyone has them to some degree and you don't always get a clear picture of how things will play out. Sometimes you get ideas that generally support your feeling of trouble and a host of ideas come to your mind as possibilities.

The skepTick said...

Everyone can in make predictions based on their knowledge of facts at the time and, yes, they imagine a whole host of ideas as possibilities. But that's not being psychic. That's being human.

Yet when a psychic's predictions fail, they say "psychic energies are not always clear". When their predictions come true, they say "Of course...I knew it ahead of time". Basically, they build their reputation on "Heads, I win; tails, I break even".

marmy said...

Elizabeth Joyce is very negative. I have met her personally and she tries to breed fear to control people. She may be psychic however I would never trust her guidance, it is not light filled in my experience.

Anonymous said...

i had a reading with her once she was mean and nasty to me the whole time. whether or not shes right on something ive never had an experience like her plus she tried to get me to agree to counseling sessions with her athati hadnt even scheduled and she was alread trying to run up my credit card

Anonymous said...

She scared me. Cursing during my reading and telling me things about other people. She is a crazy lady.

Anonymous said...



Elizabeth Joyce, is a fraud. She

sure tried to empty my pockets,

once I had a consultation with

her. She is a real Nasty lady

with the mouth of a truck driver.

She scamed me out of some money'

I sure hope she needed that money

more than me.

Anonymous said...

I've never met this woman Elizabeth Joyce, and I can tell you from reading her predictions, she is a fraud or a Shyster. Right away my gut says she is a wanna-be psychic,and not a real one. stay far far away from this Gypsy and save your money.

Unknown said...

I'm sorry I think it is wrong to judge as far as her predictions they are pretty much on no one is perfect ,I think mocking her is wrong she was mad at me already but I don't take it personal this woman is amazing person when you see her within the eyes of the heart willowearth and God bless

Unknown said...

Who is without sin cast the first stone and as far as her predictions she in my book Was 100 percent its very hard to hear spiritual messages but Joyce is pretty dam good at it so let this woman olone

Unknown said...

I was also lucky to meet this woman and my experience was of a loving woman who is fed up with the bullshit around her most people can't take her because they can't deal with the truth that Elizabeth is not afraid to speak she tells it how it is so get over yourselves and look into your heart

Anonymous said...

Joanna,

"I'm sorry I think it is wrong to judge as far as her predictions they are pretty much on no one is perfect". Ok, but look at what someone else said above:

'Yet when a psychic's predictions fail, they say "psychic energies are not always clear". When their predictions come true, they say "Of course...I knew it ahead of time". Basically, they build their reputation on "Heads, I win; tails, I break even".'

I think that comment is right on track regarding psychics.

Anonymous said...

She is absolutely nuts. Cursing at me during sessions. Yelled when I opened my eyes. Told me I was weak and would never do all the things she told me to do. Then had the nerve to charge me for books I didn't order or want. She is not empathetic she is pathetic!!!!

Anonymous said...

I am so happy that I found this site . Elizabeth Joyce was on just on Coast to Coast 8/6/17 . She was saying some outlandish predictions about North Korea , President Trumps failing health . Russia and her Government sources told her about what really happened on the moon mission . Thank You for keeping her past failed predictions up . I know see she loves to exaggerate and fear monger .

Unknown said...

Elezibeth Joyce was married to my father for a short time. During that time my 17 year old brother was murdered and missing for 6 months. A psychic by the name of Dorothy Allison found my brother. Two years later. Fake psychic Elizabeth Joyce was on a TV show claiming she found my missing and murdered brother. Unfortunately for her my mom was watching that show. We called in and immediately exposed her . She's a fake and a scam artist.

Unknown said...

She's a fake and publicly claimed to find my missing murdered brother. A complete lie. She was also married to my dad for a short time. Scam artist.

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She claimed she found my missing and murdered brother. Ronald Stica. She was on a TV show when she told this lie. Unfortunately for her my mom was watching the show. We called in and exposed her for the liar she is. The shows producer had us on the show with the real psychic that found him. Her name is Dorothy Allison . Did I mention she was married to my father. Joe Stica. If what I'm saying is not true let her sue me. She's a lying bitch and a scam artist. I recently saw her on unsolved mysteries. She scammed them also. They just don't know it yet.

Unknown said...

Here is a quote from Elizabeth Joyce At times, this natural gift has been overwhelming.
“The most difficult time this ever happened to me was when I located the body of my dead stepson in 1979.” Elizabeth Joyce states. “Naturally, this was devastating.” I'm sure she was devastated especially since she didn't find him. Read a psychic story by Dorothy Allison. His name was Ronald Stica. My brother. Elizabeth Joyce was married to my father . She's a fake and a phony scam or artist 👨‍🎤

Becky Johnson said...

Thanks for exposing her.

Anonymous said...

She told me that I had a demon attached to me. Charged my credit card for her special demon removal spray and her special demon removal tea without my permission. She was right about the demon as she was it. Don't let crazy people have your credit card information. Got scammed big time. P.S. I can go to church without bursting into flames. Whatever.

Anonymous said...

I had the misfortune of having a reading with Elizabeth Joyce. She started my session asking me what my family had for cars. She then told me that if we didn't go to a used car dealership where her niece works and trade both of our cars that we would die in car accidents. She then asked if we had clear titles to the cars (which we did). I told her that we couldn't even afford to buy two used cars as we had just paid off both cars. She told me that the universe would provide the money and as soon as my session was over, I should drive straight to the used car dealership with the cars and titles. She said she was calling her niece as soon as my session was over to tell her that I was on my way. WOW. I hung up the phone knowing in my heart that if she actually was graced by the divine with psychic gifts, her blatant fear-filled manipulation towards me for personal gain was the same as her spitting into the face of God. This happened several years ago and we have not been in any car accidents with these cars and by the grace of God, we will not be in the future. Be very, very careful who you give your personal power away to. Be still and know that I AM.

Anonymous said...

WOW is right! Just say NO! to psychic bullies!

Anonymous said...

Namaste Elizabeth. Thank you for using your sacred gifts to radiate light into the world as only you can do.