Attack of the Giant Blob

City Battles Giant Blob
A large, mysterious blob has taken over a major sewer line in the city of Lewiston, leaving public works crews stumped as to how to budge it.

Perhaps this is the secret terror attack Pat Robertson has been warning us about for the past 2 years. Or maybe Lewiston, ME is a den of iniquity, with all their sins coming back to haunt them.

Maybe it's the end of the world...