Conjugal Harmony - A Cure for Loneliness?

A friend (Google) introduced me to conjugal Harmony as a possible cure for loneliness. Something to keep me from talking to my computer or arguing with my car on cold, winter days. I just don't think I'm ready for that kind of relationship at this point in my life. Sure, I could probably find a girl there, but how much would she have in common with me? Not the idea of me, but the real, true me? Does she like to laugh? Take long walks on beds of coals? Manifest things? I don't know...this probably isn't for me. Besides, I hear the many debtor's prisons of South America are where all the action's at.

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