1.30.2008

A Big Steaming Hunk of Woo: Kelvin Cruickshank


Free psychic readings? Oh to be a Kiwi! What's more, Cruickshank (tip: say it with your mind, not your mouth) has the ability to provide info about you that he can't possibly get from googling...and let's face it, is there anything Google doesn't know about you?
New Zealand Reality TV: Kelvin Cruickshank
As for the man himself, well it turns out, the blonde giant is a sensitive wee soul and finds the psychic detection business takes a toll on his spirit. Or more accurately spirits, given that he was so upset after some of the work he did on Sensing Murder that he found himself delving into the liquor cabinet to calm his soul. Funny, Miss Prozac imagined psychics calmed themselves with lovely healing crystals and natural therapies, but it seems Kelvin is a fan of getting pished for a few days to make his troubles go away.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's not good to judge people - What a prat! lol, Mr Beam askes... "So you've never been drunk then?" -Anj Walker

Unknown said...

Brilliant. He's a cold-reader and a fraud like the rest of them.

Anonymous said...

He's hot -lol!

Anonymous said...

This guy is scammer, shame on you Kelvin Crookshank

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I don't know what to say with this, I mean there are many a lot of people who do the same and also I think it's disrespectful to make criticism of others.