A Reversal of Conspiratorial Fortune

Military says it had aircraft where UFOs were spotted
The military now says it was mistaken when it said it had no aircraft deployed over Erath County on the date that dozens reported seeing UFOs near Stephenville, about 70 miles southwest of Fort Worth.
Oh no you didn't!

So, what are we supposed to do now? Huh? Should we just hand over our notebook and let you write the conspiracy for us? Military, please. Leave that to the experts. We're big boyz and gurlz now. We've already penned the chapter on "weather balloons" and "stealth training missions". The movie rights have been sold. Please don't try to get in on the action so early in the game.

And, for the conspiracy record, it was F-22s, not F-16s. And the actors - er, I mean pilots - will be available for interview at tomorrow's press conference. Be a little more creative next time if you want to play in our sandbox. And keep your chocolate out of our peanut butter!

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