So, who wants to name the new species? How about Oinkzilla? Piggus Homini? Pan Domestica? Sus Troglodyte???
I see a Disney movie in the making. Although the family may have wanted to get rid of it, the innocence of a child steps in:
Feng's wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.
"My God, it was so scary. I didn't known what it was. I was really frightened," she said.
"But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk."
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This was a bad picture to see whilst listening to the Radio 4 adaptation of The Island of Dr Moreau...
With a face like that, I'm thinking it will grow up to be a NASCAR fan. That is, if it's nurtured through its formative stages with enough country music. And someone ought to tell that kid not to bother with the milk; the creature needs a daily dose of Bud.
Here's my suggested species name: Homosus Deliverancius.
Oh Lord...here comes that banjo tune again!
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