A 70 year old Main priest accused of a variety of sexual abuses dating all the way back to 1959 has finally received his comeuppance. The Holy See, after searching their souls, talking to the big man upstairs, checking the wind direction, and rolling some knuckle bones, has decided that Rev. Marcel Robitaille (find him in this directory if you can) is hereby sentenced to a life of prayer and penance.
Sigh. Catholic punishment ain't what it used to be.